Continuing the continuous march of British modern culture toward complete Communist dictatorship, Magdalene College (which is system of the University of Cambridge, England), has discontinued its yearly 'Jelly Wrestling' competition after that it was deemed sexist by a grouping of students. That's some bollocks at that time.
Here's the deal: Magdalene College contains a summer party each year that is definitely put on by her all-male Wyverns drinking society. Traditionally, four female students usually are invited to wrestle the other person in a 6-foot kiddie pool loaded with jelly.
Magdalene history of talent student Nina de Paula Hanika, 21, started a petition a week ago to ban Jelly Wrestling, deeming it sexist, and additionally gross, as art history majors are wont to undertake. And by Wednesday she had gathered 1, 174 signatures — 174 above her target. The meddling dedicated student succeeded in finding the attention of the Wyvern set.
In a statement, a representative with the Wyverns said: "The Wyverns regret to be able to announce that this year they are going to unable to hold that annual jelly wrestling competition at WGP13.
"Having never received formal complaints before, we were reluctant to take the immediate action on your recent petition. However, the anti-jelly vitriol with that your campaign was conducted forced us to adopt the threats that you received seriously. "
Since decision, a counter-petition to create back jelly wrestling at present has 336 signatures, several pseudonyms.
Organizers say that there are no previous complaints, but they're not looking at a controversial incident inside 2008. At that year's Jello Wrestling event, police had to be summoned when one of the wrestlers became unruly.
Still dripping wet in red jelly, Miss Witkowski singled out fellow student Hannah Ford, who (for reasons unknown) was dressed to be a butterfly, and promptly punched her to the nose.
As two bouncers transported in, attempting to confiscate a good bottle of Lambrini with her, she punched one of them and headbutted the other, leading to police being called.
After accepting a police caution, Miss Witkowski now provides a criminal record, having contravened section 39 within the Criminal Justice Act 1988.
Any person or persons covered in jelly, or any gelatinous and oil-based substance, who attempts to interact in conduct resulting in bodily trouble for any person dressed for an insect, mollusk or arachnid, will be found with violation of Criminal Justice Act 1988 and probably do receive a a term of only 30 days in offender.
Fun fact: Trinity Ancient Field, the spot where the jelly wrestling assault incident came about, is located on the grounds of 450-year-old Trinity University, whose alumni – in addition to Miss Witkowski – include Isaac Newton, Francis Bacon, Andrew Marvell, John Dryden, Head of the family Byron, Alfred, Lord Tennyson and 32 Nobel laureates.
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